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	<title>Real Estate Juice &#187; Good ol&#8217; Fashion Humor</title>
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	<description>A minute in the life of Berkeley Real Estate Agent and Business Coach, Krista Miller. Hold on tight and check back often! The real estate market in the East Bay is movin' and shakin' and will surely keep you on your toes…</description>
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		<title>5 Obscure Real Estate Laws</title>
		<link>http://kristashouse.com/2012/04/5-obscure-real-estate-laws/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:04:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krista Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Real Estate News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Good ol' Fashion Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The March/April edition of Realtor Magazine (yes, I read this, but don&#8217;t expect you to!) featured an article that I found to be quite entertaining and wanted to share it with you. _____________________________________________________________ 1.  In an attempt to stem the problem of unwanted manure left in front of residential properties and businesses, Watertown NY is [...]]]></description>
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<p>The March/April edition of <a href="http://realtormag.realtor.org/" target="_blank">Realtor Magazine</a> (yes, I read this, but don&#8217;t expect you to!) featured an article that I found to be quite entertaining and wanted to share it with you.<br />
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<p>1.  In an attempt to stem the problem of unwanted manure left in front of residential properties and businesses, Watertown NY is considering a law requiring horses to wear diapers.</p>
<p>2.  Residents of Illinois (excluding Chicago) are now permitted to pain their trees purple in order to keep trespassers off their property.</p>
<p>3.  Hedges that encroach on sidewalks must be kept trimmed in Plattsburgh, NY.  The new law allows the city to trim overgrown hedges and bill property owners.  Similar laws in Lockport, NY and Harlingen, TX allow the town to mow residents lawns when grass grows over one foot.</p>
<p>4.  Toy ranches in Pitkin County, CO, are no longer considered agricultural properties.  A property is considered a toy ranch if the property around the house is used for grazing but the house itself isn&#8217;t integral to the ranching operation.</p>
<p>5.  Home owners in South Carolina who want to recycle copper pipes must obtain a permit from their local sheriff&#8217;s office.  The goal is to curb illegal stripping of copper for cash sale to recyclers.</p>
<p>Here is a link to the original article, including sources for each law: <a href="http://realtormag.realtor.org/law-and-ethics/feature/article/2012/03/5-obscure-real-estate-laws" target="_blank">http://realtormag.realtor.org/law-and-ethics/feature/article/2012/03/5-obscure-real-estate-laws</a></p>
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		<title>Picture of the Week</title>
		<link>http://kristashouse.com/2012/02/picture-of-the-week-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 18:39:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krista Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Good Eats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Good ol' Fashion Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; &#160; Spotted: funny salad bar located at a pizza joint]]></description>
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<p>Spotted: funny salad bar located at a pizza joint</p>
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		<title>Turkeys Spotted in Albany</title>
		<link>http://kristashouse.com/2012/02/turkeys-spotted-in-albany/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:48:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krista Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Albany]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Good ol' Fashion Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; This morning I spotted a group of turkeys crossing Key Route and venturing from yard to yard.  Did you know a group of turkeys is called a &#8220;rafter&#8221; or a &#8220;gang?&#8221;  I didn&#8217;t.  Until today.]]></description>
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<p>This morning I spotted a group of turkeys crossing Key Route and venturing from yard to yard.  Did you know a group of turkeys is called a &#8220;rafter&#8221; or a &#8220;gang?&#8221;  I didn&#8217;t.  Until today.</p>
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		<title>Best Pictures of the Week</title>
		<link>http://kristashouse.com/2012/01/funny-pictures-of-the-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:26:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krista Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[For the Heck of It]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Good ol' Fashion Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1) Zoom in, you will see the wooden dinosaur sticking his head out of the window (spotted in North Oakland) 2) Mobile Offices at their best! (spotted outside of Whole Foods in Berkeley) 3) Talk about vintage! (spotted on Euclid in Berkeley)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://kristashouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dinosaur.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1998" title="dinosaur" src="http://kristashouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dinosaur-224x300.jpg" alt="" width="224" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://kristashouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mobileoffice.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1999" title="mobileoffice" src="http://kristashouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mobileoffice-300x224.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="224" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://kristashouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/stove.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2000" title="stove" src="http://kristashouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/stove-224x300.jpg" alt="" width="224" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>1) Zoom in, you will see the wooden dinosaur sticking his head out of the window (spotted in North Oakland)</p>
<p>2) Mobile Offices at their best! (spotted outside of Whole Foods in Berkeley)</p>
<p>3) Talk about vintage! (spotted on Euclid in Berkeley)</p>
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		<title>Selling Your House?  Don&#8217;t Do This To Your Yard</title>
		<link>http://kristashouse.com/2012/01/selling-your-house-dont-do-this-to-your-yard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 19:43:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krista Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[For Sellers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Good ol' Fashion Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note to sellers: if you are selling, either sod the entire yard, or don&#8217;t put it in at all.  This was just silly.  And it WASN&#8217;T a work in progress. (Discovered yesterday while showing clients houses in Rockridge) &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Note to sellers: if you are selling, either sod the entire yard, or don&#8217;t put it in at all.  This was just silly.  And it WASN&#8217;T a work in progress.</p>
<p>(Discovered yesterday while showing clients houses in Rockridge)</p>
<p><a href="http://kristashouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/grass.jpg"><img class="alignnone  wp-image-1963" title="grass" src="http://kristashouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/grass-300x224.jpg" alt="" width="281" height="209" /></a></p>
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		<title>Spotted @ Off the Grid in Berkeley</title>
		<link>http://kristashouse.com/2011/06/spotted-off-the-grid-in-berkeley/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 16:12:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krista Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food and Dining]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love this!  Only in Berkeley would you find a pimped-out walker.  This was spotted at the official launch of Off-the-Grid in Berkeley. (and yes!  this time we were there early enough to get some tasty food truck grub)]]></description>
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<p>I love this!  Only in Berkeley would you find a pimped-out walker.  This was spotted at the official launch of Off-the-Grid in Berkeley.</p>
<p>(and yes!  this time we were there early enough to get some tasty food truck grub)</p>
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		<title>Friday Fun Day</title>
		<link>http://kristashouse.com/2011/06/friday-fun-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 19:51:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krista Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[For the Heck of It]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Web/Tech]]></category>

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		<title>Taxes, Boo</title>
		<link>http://kristashouse.com/2011/04/taxes-boo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 20:42:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krista Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Good ol' Fashion Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Taxes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Are you done with your taxes?  Yes, No or it&#8217;s complicated? Last year two of my clients were told by their tax preparer that they needed to buy a house for tax purposes.  I guess if there is a good reason to buy a house, that is one! Check out these companies, they didn&#8217;t pay [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you done with your taxes?  Yes, No or it&#8217;s complicated?</p>
<p>Last year two of my clients were told by their tax preparer that they needed to buy a house for tax purposes.  I guess if there is a good reason to buy a house, that is one!</p>
<p>Check out these companies, they didn&#8217;t pay their taxes!<br />
<a href="http://front.moveon.org/d-which-corporations-are-the-biggest-freeloaders/?sms_ss=facebook&amp;at_xt=4dac7c525ef33dc1,0" target="_blank">http://front.moveon.org/d-which-corporations-are-the-biggest-freeloaders/?sms_ss=facebook&amp;at_xt=4dac7c525ef33dc1,0</a></p>
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		<title>Daylight Savings Time Means Time to Bounce Forward</title>
		<link>http://kristashouse.com/2010/03/daylight-savings-time-means-time-to-bounce-forward/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krista Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[For the Heck of It]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, if Realtors are good for something, it is for constantly reminding you that Daylight Savings has either arrived or left the building.  Ok, well, at least I am.  See, it all stems back to when I was in high school and working at Target (or Tar-jhay, as my daughter says) in Granada Hills.  I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://kristashouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/changing-daylight-savings-time.gif"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1442" title="changing-daylight-savings-time" src="http://kristashouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/changing-daylight-savings-time-300x296.gif" alt="" width="154" height="152" /></a>Ok, if Realtors are good for something, it is for constantly reminding you that Daylight Savings has either arrived or left the building.  Ok, well, at least I am.  See, it all stems back to when I was in high school and working at Target (or Tar-jhay, as my daughter says) in Granada Hills.  I showed up one morning EARLY because NOBODY had the decency to remind me to change my clock.  (No thanks to the parental units)  That experience scarred me for life.  I have always been extremely punctual and what an embarrassment!  Plus, they wouldn&#8217;t let me come in early and get paid an extra hour.</p>
<p>Many agents send out this reminder in a post card and say &#8220;Spring is here, it is a good time to buy or sell.  Call me and I will help you!&#8221;  Aye aye aye.  Seriously?  I find that annoying because for some it isn&#8217;t a good time to buy or sell.  For some it is a terrible time to buy or sell! </p>
<p>For me, my whole reasoning is that I don&#8217;t want you to be late for brunch because it closed an hour ago. </p>
<p>So, remember to set your clocks ahead one hour on March 14th.  And enjoy your brunch with an extra shot of espresso since I know you will be tired.</p>
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		<title>How To Buy A Foreclosure</title>
		<link>http://kristashouse.com/2009/11/how-to-buy-a-foreclosure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krista Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Foreclosures & Short Sales]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is worth a chuckle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM7oWKgCVo4]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://kristashouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/video.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1348" title="video" src="http://kristashouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/video-300x180.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="180" /></a></p>
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