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Daylight Savings Time Means Time to Bounce Forward

Ok, if Realtors are good for something, it is for constantly reminding you that Daylight Savings has either arrived or left the building.  Ok, well, at least I am.  See, it all stems back to when I was in high school and working at Target (or Tar-jhay, as my daughter says) in Granada Hills.  I [...]

How To Buy A Foreclosure

This is worth a chuckle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM7oWKgCVo4

The Current State of Real Estate and Insurance

Thanks to BoingBoing for posting this; this sign in San Francisco’s Chinatown says it all.  *Hang On* baby.

Property Taxes: How They Are Viewed

A friend just emailed this to me and I JUST had to share…enjoy!

Great Marketing Lines

I love the way agents describe their listings.  It is almost as if they A) cut and pasted the description from another listing or B) never saw the property themselves.  And the rest?  What the heck were they thinking?
Here are some of my favorites:
“Don’t open the back door…the staircase is missing.”
“Wonderful property…move-in condition…needs a lot [...]

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